“PARASITIC SCRIPTURES OF THE SACRED WORLD”: BEGIN YOUR DAY WITH NEW GOATWORE

Good morning!!! As you read this, I am sitting in an oral surgeon’s chair, having my wisdom tooth ripped from my skull. But you get to do something much more fun: listen to “Parasitic Scriptures of the Sacred Word,” a new Goatwhore song which is now streaming here. If you’re feeling angry or stressed, this lil’ ditty is the perfect thing for ya. FEED YOUR RAGE UNTO IT!!!

Look, guys. I played this album backwards the other day, and then my cat turned inside out, and the floor opened up and fire started spewing forth and shit, and this really ugly demon broad arose and gave me the best sexual experience of my life, and then my face melted. Okay so that may not have really happened, but Goatwhore’s new album Blood for the Master is really good, and you should listen to this song, and then you should buy Blood when Metal Blade releases it on February 14. You should also read our own Sammy O’Hagar’s recent four-outta-five-horns review of the record.

And I’m gonna go listen to it again right now this very second.

-AR