METAL’S HOTTEST NEW COUPLE: GREG PUCIATO + PORN STAR JENNA HAZE

I admit I don’t really know much about Jenna Haze — I’ve watched my fair share of pr0n but usually go for the more amateur stuff, ya know? — but there’s no doubt about it, she’s a fine lookin’ chica! And the guy who now gets to bang her not just once on camera for all to see but every night in the privacy of his own home is one Greg Puciato, Shroomy McShroomerson himself, of The Dillinger Escape Plan. The story was first picked up by Metal Injection from a link on Jenna’s Instagram page.

Check out that pic above; what a fine looking couple! Despite Greg’s supremely sculpted physique that’s pretty hard not to notice if you’ve ever seen the DEP live, I never really thought about him this way because, ya know, metal dudes are metal dudes, but Greg is quite the hunky, slick looking gentleman! All jokes aside, it can’t be easy to have your relationship in the public sphere so we wish Greg the best in his newfound tabloid lifestyle.

-VN