PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METAL SUCKFEST T-SHIRT!

Last week we offered up two MetalSucks hoodies to whoever could come up with the funniest caption to the photo at right. It is most definitely still really fucking cold here in the Northeast (and cold enough in most of the U.S.), so these two folks will get good use out of their hoodies before spring comes along:

• Rise95: “I wish I could win a hoodie in an Internet contest.”
• Sacajewea: “Cold Man’s Child.”

Nice work, fellas. While rooting around at the Axl Annex of the MS Mansion the other day we came upon a box of shirts left over from the inaugural Metal Suckfest this past November. These shirts are really sweet, and there are only a few left — check out a photo of the front right here — and they’re super-limited edition, previously only available at the fest itself. These shirts and all the festival artwork were design by Mr. Vertebrae 33 himself, Rodney Githens. We’ve got FIVE to give away. So do it to it: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader CF Santos). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).