WHEN YOU’RE A BEARDY METAL BRO WHO LOVES HIS SCENTED YANKEE CANDLES

Ladies and gentlemen: THIS GUY! Dude just LOVES his candles — loves ’em! But not just any candles — only Yankee Candles. I would totally bro down with this dude and I’d love to be invited to one of famous “piña colada parties.”

Note:

• Dissapointment that the store didn’t have Carrot Cake candles.
• Genuine excitement about going to the mall in Albany. If I worked at Yankee Candle in the mall and this dude came in I’d probably hide under a table.
• Use of a giant chef’s knife to open the plastic candle packaging.
• “Fresh cut roses…. WOAH!” @ 3:50
• Snarky elitism of normal candle shops vs. Yankee Candle shops: “This one smells like a normal candle shop, not a Yankee Candle shop. Not that I would ever go to a normal candle shop ever again.”
• Koala bear impression @ 5:00

I will definitely be staying tuned for ycfan1985’s next Yankee Candle haul!

-VN