SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE METALSUCKS GINGERBREAD HOUSE

Baking yummy treats in honor of MetalSucks isn’t quite the tack that most of our Show Us Your MetalSucks entrants take, but we’ve gotta hand it to the reader known simply as “dancnuge” for bestowing upon us a little belated holiday cheer; that gingerbread house not only looks badass, it looks fucking delicious. Never have our likenesses been rendered in such a simultaneously bloody and delicious fashion.

For his creative kitchen work, dancnuge will be receiving a package of metal goodies in the mail. Most folks enter our ongoing “Show Us Your MetalSucks” contest by wearing our merch, as can you; we still have a few sizes of our old designs of MetalSucks merch remaining (only $10), and we’ve got a few “Appetite for Deconstructions” shirts left too. Just send your pics to news[at]metalsucks[dot]net and we’ll send free shit to your front door.