PATHOLOGY HEADLINE TOUR 4 UR BALLZ!
UPDATED:
Lately, it hasn’t exactly been easy to get the pure Pathology live experience. For the death-slam metallers’ September tour with Grave and Blood Red Throne, vocalist Jonathan Huber was out of the line-up with a “badly broken leg.” Last November on the MetalSucks-sponsored tour with Nile, the band left the tour after a scary van wreck in South Dakota. Between those was a surely awesome Spring jaunt opening for Grave and Obituary — but that was worlds away in stupid Europe. Sigh.
So for a year now, I’ve kept muttering that Raineer Wolfcastle line from The Simpsons, when the muscleman stands by as Milhouse tries to beat a fitness test by holding in his gut: “We can waaait.” But hey here’s to patience cuz Pathology, with Huber back in the fold, just announced a headline tour to kick off in mid-January! No dinky 30-minute set for these slam bros!
But again, there’s a catch: It’s West Coast only, fools. That’s bummer news for some, but awesomeness for those who can recover lost time by hitting up multiple Pathology shows around Southern California (Simi, West Holly, Fullerton for starters) without breaking a sweat. And now I happily quote Wolfcastle’s next words to Milhouse, as belly finally cascades over belt: “Come to Papa!” See u there!
-ADF
Pathology’s awesome Awaken To The Suffering was my 16th favorite 2011 metal album. Get it here and get dates here.
ORIGINAL POST:
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-ADF
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