WORST THING EVER OF THE DAY: KORN’S JONATHAN DAVIS REMIXES HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD
Hollywood Undead’s “Hear Me Now” (lyric video above) is a terrible song, but I understand why white kids from Westchester or Toledo or wherever people go to raise children they don’t love would like it; it has angsty lyrics, a strong hook, and rapping that is very slow and caucasian, and therefore non-threatening. It’s one of those pieces of music that I personally can’t stand, but the appeal of which is not a complete mystery to me.
On the other hand, if someone told me they enjoyed Jonathan Davis from Korn’s new remix of the song, I would be totally baffled, and my first instinct would probably be to submit them to shock therapy or something like that.
It’s like someone took something incredibly silly and trite and said “Hey, you know what this song is missing? A complete and utter lack of musicality.” And then that someone called Jonathan Davis, because that dude eats, sleeps, and breathes a complete and utter lack of musicality.
If you hate your life and feel the need to self-flagellate yourself, you can stream this garbage here. It comes off of a Hollywood Undead remix album, but I am literally too lazy to scroll down on the page and see what that album is called or when it’s coming out, so if you care you’re gonna hafta to figure that shit out for yourself.
-AR
