DRINKIFY YOUR METAL PLAYLIST

“I’m listening to _________. What should I drink?”

A simple concept with hilarious results, Drinkify is the solution to all of your music-listening beverage needs. It’s amazingly accurate, too. For example:

• The Revocation: “4 oz. Rum, Fucking Rum, 4 oz. Red Bull, 8 oz. Red Bull. Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.”
• The Slayer: “8 oz. Blood, 8 oz. Wheatgrass juice. Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.”
• The Metallica: “4 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. Serve neat. Garnish with maraschino cherry.”
• The Morbid Angel: “8 oz. Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey, 8 oz. Coco López, 1 oz. Tequila Oro. Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with straw.”

Try it out for yourself at your next party. Blood sold separately.

-VN

Thanks: metalgf