BLOTTED SCIENCE MAKE MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT SHARON OSBOURNE’S VAGINA, PREPARE TO BE SUED BY PETER JACKSON AND UNIVERSAL

When I first started watching Blotted Science’s video for “Cretaceous Chasm,” I was like, “Whoa, this is pretty awesome! I wonder what kind of budget they had on this thing?” And then I was like, “Wait, is that Gollum?” And then I realized it was all footage from Peter Jackson’s remake of King Kong. I think I might have recognized it sooner, but that movie was fucking abysmal, and I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters.

ANYWAY, the music is great even if the video isn’t original, so you should check it out, and then join me in hoping that Peter Jackson doesn’t get litigious. I mean, we already know he’s metal-friendly, so…

Blotted Science’s new EP, The Animation Of Entomology, is out now. We’ll have an interview with guitarist Ron Jarzombek for you sometime very soon.

-AR