FAITH NO MORE TO BE JOINED BY TREY SPRUANCE FOR COMPLETE KING FOR A DAY IN CHILE
I’m not saying that MetalSucks’ boner-bursting August series 31 Days Of Faith No More featuring Anso DF set in motion events leading to an amazing first-ever Faith No More show with one-time FNM studio guitarist Trey Spruance this November, but um okay I don’t know how to end that sentence. Cuz that’s exactly what I’m implying: We made this happen. So you’re welcome. Keyboardist Roddy Bottum wrote on the internet Wednesday night:
FNM show in Santiago, Chile in Nov will be King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime in its entirety with the original lineup from that record. Trey Spruance on guitar!
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Which was confirmed a few minutes later by bassist Billy Gould:
Santiago, Chile: King for a Day from front to back with original guitarist Trey Spruance!! Told you it would be something different…!
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It’s butt-nutz that Spruance (Secret Chiefs 3, Mr. Bungle) will learn the songs, commute from his mountain-top California lair, and take the stage with FNM singer Mike Patton, his ex-bandmate in Mr. Bungle. It’s dick-nutz that Bottum — whose role in the creation of K4AD was lesser than previous albums — sounds convincingly excited about it. (Check out the exclamation point; you can’t fake that.) It’s fuck-nutz that current guitarist Jon Hudson will be John Bushed right off the stage so a Spruance-powered FNM can whale on seldom-/never-played jamz like “Ugly In The Morning” and “The Last To Know.” It’s vag-nutz that no one has informed Faith No More that Santiago is a prehistoric lawless zone that teems with roving gangs of face-rapists whose open sores ooze a Contagion-esque strain of boner-herpes. Srs I read it in a book. So jeez the show better be moved to L.A. for the band’s safety. Just excuse the fucking shit out of me for caring.
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-ADF
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