WAYNE STATIC ASSASSINATES YOUTH, MY APPETITE

Yesterday, Noisecreep debuted Wayne Static’s new video, “Assassins of Youth.” And in theory it shouldn’t be that terrible a video, because it has half-naked sluts wrestling and making out in it, and you could always hit the “mute” button so you don’t have to listen to the umpteenth variation of the same song Static-X has been playing for fifteen years now and just enjoy the girls.

Unfortunately, the activities of these ladies whose daddies did such an amazing job raising them are all blocked by Wayne Static’s stupid fucking hair.

Sigh.

The video isn’t a complete waste of time, though. There is one shot where Wayne Static is sitting on some chick’s face with his arm akimbo for no apparent reason. That made me laugh pretty hard.

Wayne Static’s latest gift to the world, Pighammer, October 4 on Dirthouse Records.

-AR