MY GOD THIS WHITE KNIGHTING [via Design The Skyline]

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WIFING GOALS IN 2011

I guess the 16 year-old bro who got kicked out of Design The Skyline didn’t get his fill of public self-clowning when he cried about it on his Tumblr the other day… He’s back, this time gushing about how he wants to marry his little girlfriend! Some pretty epic white knighting here. Highlights:

• “In my relationship”
• “I wanna hold her til my arms fall off”
• “I want to treat her like a princess”
• “I will cheer her up as much as i can whenever shes down”
• “I will be there for her in a heartbeat when she needs help”
• “idc what any guy has to say about this if they think its ‘gay’ or what the fuck ever”

In b4 she gets turned off by his beta bullshit and fucks some scumbag Hatebreed roadie 10 years older than her.

-Sergeant D.

Sergeant D. is a white knight every day at Stuff You Will Hate.