DAMMIT DREAM THEATER, STOP IT WITH THIS SONG SNIPPET BULLCRAP

What Would Mike Portnoy Have Done? Certainly not put clip art on his band’s album cover or subject his fans to this “snippet” bullcrap they’ve been pulling for weeks now. This is 2011, not 2005; you release full songs, not snippets. No one gives a shit about snippets.

As for the actual music in the post-Portnoy era I wouldn’t know ’cause you can’t tell dick from snippets, especially with a band like DT whose songs are 14 minutes long. The one full song they posted was swell, though (and holy crap, it has nearly 1.5 million plays!)

In other news, I heard Dream Theater signed up for a Friendster profile. Check it out here.

-VN