THE ORIGINS OF PORTAL REVEALED!

One of the great things about Portal — the intimidatingly intense death metal band from Australia, not the highly addictive video game — is their mystique. Moreso than perhaps any other band — including Ghost — they have done a terrific job of keeping their actual identities a secret, and they’re all the more alluring for it. (Trust me. What little we know about them as real dudes is already disappointing.)

Now Metal Injection reader Keith Carlson has done a comic strip for Orlandooom which hypothesizes as to the origins of Portal’s vocalist, known only as “The Curator.” And while I’m not a shrink, I did take a psych class in school once, and it is my professional opinion that this is a 100% plausible scenario. In fact, just treat it like you saw it on Fox News and accept it as the unquestionable truth.

-AR