METALSUCKS AND EMMURE HAVE AT LEAST ONE THING IN COMMON

We both really, really like blunts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEX7RsUp7dA&feature=player_embedded

In all honesty, this is probably about as good as a music video shot entirely on a band’s tour bus was ever gonna get. I mean, it’s just like Jay-Z’s video for “Big Pimpin’,” only it’s more accurate to the metal lifestyle, because they don’t have a yacht, and there isn’t a woman in sight.

Also, the lyrics to the song, which ” is dedicated to all the diehard Emmure fans” (Frankie Palmeri’s words), are fucking brilliant. Remember when Slipknot did something similar with “Pulse of the Maggots?” But stupid Corey Taylor bothered to write, like, more than seven lines. What a dope! He could have been smoking weed and playing Street Fighter the whole time it took him to come up with that nonsense. Chump.

-AR

[via Artist Direct]