PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A BOX O’ FREE METAL SH*T

We heard you missed us… we’re back! After a three-week hiatus, Photo Caption Contest returns to offer you up your weekly dose of metal swag in exchange for your pathetic attempts at witty comments. Last time we offered a limited edition test-pressing vinyl of the new Dark Castle album Surrender to All Life Beyond Form, which is being released by Brutal Panda Records and is out now. The winner is longtime MS reader / Caption Contest commenter Kuranes, with this gem:

• “Invoking In The Boys Room.”

Well played, avoiding the obvious! This week I didn’t have a chance to set up a cool and unique prize, so instead I’ll offer a big box o’ goodies from the MS Mansion including promo copies of recently released CDs, stickers, posters, and who knows what else. Just do your thang: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader Jake Haras). Remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect).