FINALLY, A POST ABOUT THE HAARP MACHINE

I’ve been getting e-mails all week about The HAARP Machine, Sumerian’s latest sign, but I haven’t done a post about them yet, because, really, there was nothing to post about. First the band released a video of their guitar player futzing around, and then they released another video of their drummer futzing around, and, y’know, okay. Fine.

But now they’ve finally released an actual song, called “The Escapist Notion,” which you can check out below. Maybe I shouldn’t be this painfully honest with you guys, but I am in pretty much the worst fucking mood ever this morning, so I’m not even going to attempt to judge this right now because I can’t give you an assessment that isn’t clouded by my desire to see the world end. But give it a listen and then let us know what you think in the comments section below. And I’ll weigh in when I’m feeling a little more, uh, centered, for lack of a better term.

The HAARP Machine’s debut will be out later this year. And if you don’t know what label it will be on, you’re illiterate and not reading this part anyway, or you have the reading comprehension skills of a goldfish and fuck yourself.

-AR