FLOOR TAKE THE FOX NEWS RED EYE FLIGHT

No longer are appearances on Fox News’ Red Eye program by metal bands limited to intergalactic cuttlefish-mongering monsters; the “fair and balanced” news network recently invited legendary doom-pop trio Floor into the studio. Why Floor, why now? Beats me; maybe Steve Brooks is a huge Glenn Beck fan. Either way, this clip is actually a lot of fun and includes zero allusions to the fact that President Obama might be a terrorist. Without ruining it for you, I’ll just say that host Greg Gutfeld asks the guys some pretty entertaining questions. Also, you get to hear octagenarian MTV newsman Kurt Scroter curse!

-VN