ATTN BEARDOS: NEW KRALLICE ALBUM STREAMING

The great people I know who listen to egghead American black metal bands like Krallice work in the kitchens and behind the bars of our great country’s hipster eateries. It’s logical, therefore, that I haven’t been reminded a million times by email of NPR’s stream of Krallice’s forthcoming record, Dio Time. I mean, the new jamz have been up since Sunday, since which time those dudes are in bed, nursing a Fat Tire hangover, memorizing Tosh.0 jokes to use on that hottie server in the ironic Stryper tee, and combing their complicated facial hair. I totally understand. One has to prioritize and there isn’t always time for “unrelenting but defiantly rhapsodic” blur metal noodling for yawners. Ah, life!

–ADF

Krallice’s new album (already?) Diotima is out Tuesday on (surprise!) Profound Lore. Order it here.