KORN + DUBSTEP = BETTER THAN KORN – DUBSTEP

Dubstep. Dubstep. Dubstep. That’s all I’m hearing these days. Fuckin’ dubstep. Someone please explain this phenomenon to me in terms I can understand.

Korn, badly in need of something, ANYTHING, to boost their ever-waning popularity, are the latest to hop on board the dubstep bandwagon. And I am being completely serious when I say it’s the best song they’ve released in years… maybe ever! Go listen to “Get Up,” featuring Skrillex, at Spin.com. Womp womp womp.

I love how Korn are so down and out these days that, unable to get any love from metal rags, they turn to that mainstream bastion of artistic integrity as a last resort… the mighty Spin! But even Spin doesn’t seem that interested; they seem way more excited about “Hot Los Angeles DJ Skrillex” than they do Korn. If you’re Korn you’re just itching for Limp Bizkit to finally release Gold Cobra and announce another Family Values tour so you’ve got at least something to look forward to in life.

-VN