CRYING BABY? SATYRICON WILL SHUT THAT LIL’ BASTARD RIGHT THE F*CK UP!

So strongly does the sound of a crying baby bother me that I often fear that should I ever have children, I will be one of those horrible people who drowns the kid because “I just wanted him/her to stop crying!”

Luckily, our number one home boy, Bram Teitleman at Metal Insider, found this delightful instructional video on child rearing, which demonstrates that there is a way to make your baby chill out AND listen to some awesome metal at the same time.

Oddly enough, this is the exact opposite effect that playing Satyricon had on my last girlfriend.

-AR