F*CK YEAH METAL CATS!

I would be probably be okay with becoming a crazy cat lady in my later years. Kitties are awesome. Dogs are great too, but they have to be dog-sized. When a healthy rat can take it on, it’s not a dog.

I have a cat. She’s big and black and indulges in brutal behavior, like pissing on my rug for no reason, and nonchalantly falling asleep to Gojira. I call her Blackie Lawless when she’s being a particularly fat bastard.

I know I’m not the only metalhead with a secret love for the little, fuzzy creatures and discovering this blog was the highlight of my week so far. It’s just delightful for anyone who enjoys a side of kvult with their kitties.

-LF