SATURDAY BAND TO SEXT YOUR EX TO

March 5th, 2011 at 4:20pm
Kip Wingerschmidt

We all remember that lost era of yesteryear. Stolen glances. Hushed whispers. Fleeting touches that left us longing for more. Makes you just wanna reach out and lolz where the sun don’t shine. Alas, let’s have a moment of silence for that one super-special ex in our lives…

I’m speaking, of course, about the prog metal supergroup Exivious (featuring members of Textures and Cynic), who supposedly threw in the towel last May.

I say supposedly because when our very own Axl Shmosenshmerg reported this past December that Cynic’s guitarist and bassist were leaving the band, he mentioned a tasty morsel of info about said players now talking about working on another Exivious release.

This is good news for those proggateers among us who have been patiently awaiting some new jamz from the almighty Textures; bad news for your ex’s new beau.