SO IS IT EDEN’S CURSE, OR THE LISTENER’S?

I wasn’t really familiar with Eden’s Curse before today, but I assumed they were a dork metal band. I made this deduction based on the following facts:

• They’re called “Eden’s Curse.”
• They recruited Dream Theater’s James LaBrie (Fun fact: his name is French for “the cheese”) to do vocals for their new single, “No Holy Man.”

Luckily, the band has now released the shittiest animated video this side of Motley Crue’s “Hell on High Heels” for that song. So, y’know, that should totally disprove naysayers like me. Yep, no reason for the band to feel embarrassed by this high quality promotional clip!

-AR