PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A GUITARMASTERCLASS.NET MEMBERSHIP

Last week we offered a very special prize package for Macabre fans; two cans of the band’s special home-made Jeff Boyardee Human Stew (pictured here and here) as well as a copy of their new album Grim Scary Tales. New MS staffer Kerry Kingsley gave Grim Scary Tales four outta five horns in his review, by the way, so it’s a must for any Macabre fan. And the cleverest captions to the photo at right are:

• Wayn: “A publicity photo from Phil Anselmo and Kirk Windstein’s new side project – Watership Down.”
• Khorb: “I knew I shouldn’t have watered my carrot garden with Faygo.”

This week we’ve got a very special prize for the guitar players out there: five (5!) full access memberships to Guitar Master Class. Each of those memberships is valued at $150, so these prizes are nothing to sneeze at for anyone looking to bring their guitar game to the next level. You know the drill… come up with the funniest caption to the below photo (sent in by reader Scott Casey) and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!