MORNIN’ GANG! ANYONE UP FOR FULL ALBUM STREAMS FROM CROWBAR AND NEURAXIS?

HEY-OOO!!! Here’s a not-at-all-terrible way to kick off your Tuesday morning: two killer bands are now streaming their new albums in full. Depending on your tastes, you can get all slow n’ sloppy with it, or fast and technical. So:

• Crowbar’s Sever the Wicked Hand, which comes out today on eOne, is streaming here. I honestly don’t know what I can tell you about Crowbar that you don’t already know, unless you’re a noob; and if you are a noob, all you really need to know is LISTEN TO CROWBAR. Do it do it do it. BONUS: you can also read “Fifteen Things You Didn’t Know About Kirk Windstein,” by Kirk Windstein himself!, right here.
• Neuraxi’s Asylon, which comes out next week (specifically, February 15) on Prosthetic, is streaming here. Neuraxis make every other deedily-deedily-doo band you fuckers send us look bad; they are the definition of “good tech death.” So I hope you’re already hip to their talents. If not, here’s yer shot. Do it do it do it.

And if neither of those records make you happy, you’re a spoiled brat and you should go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done. No joke, your mother and I are very disappointed in you, you little shit.

-AR