CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A STUPID DUM-DUM

Yep, we played a Ground Hog Day’s prank on you. Yep, we were actually posting here yesterday. Yep, we’re gonna re-post all those stories on the regular page right now for you idiots who didn’t figure it out. (Seriously, there was an ad for the other site right on the side of the page all day. It had Bill Murray and everything. You worthless stupid fucking idiots.)

It’s cold as fuck. Luckily, that cocksucker didn’t see his shadow yesterday. Hopefully this shit is almost over.

Happy Belated Groundhog Day,

Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks