PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF COUGH’S RITUAL ABUSE

Last week we offered up two copies of The Ocean’s super-sweet Heliocentric digipak, complete with silver-embossed foil and individual song tarot cards. The winners of these little bundles of metallic joy are:

• jateeg: “Who’s got two thumbs and invited Varg to the PTA meeting? This guy.”
• Gatsu: “Crud Wizard is expanding, and warmly welcomes a new writer for the blog, Toxic Magician.”

This week we’ve got two copies of Cough‘s Ritual Abuse to give away courtesy of Relapse Records. As per usual, alls ya gotta do to win is come up with the funniest caption to the below photo (sent in by reader Logan Perley) and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!

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