STILL THE BEST METAL CHRISTMAS GIFT MONEY CAN BUY!

There are still a few of our brand spankin’ new “Appetite for Deconstruction” shirts left. If you still need a gift for your hesher friend don’t be shy and order now ’cause these are only on a limited pressing and they’ll all be gone very soon; and they’re only $14 for chrissakes!

Those are our own ugly mugs immortalized in GN’R form, in case you couldn’t tell; Axl Rosenberg (center), Vince Neilstein (bottom), Kip Wingerschmidt (top), Anso DF (left), Sammy O’Hagar (right), and Gary Suarez (in between Axl and Vince). Next time we do a shirt it’ll be a giant repro of Sergeant D’s pretty mug with a giant bullseye laid on top of it so you can fling poo, piss, arrows, bullets or your weapon of choice directly at your friend’s torso instead of facelessly trolling the Interhole.

Order now! Be that cool guy.