SAY “I LOVE YOU” WITH THE MOST METAL HOLIDAY GIFT OF THEM ALL; A NEW METALSUCKS T-SHIRT!

Nothing says “I love you” like lining our coffers with money for weed buying a sweet new “Appetite for Deconstruction” MetalSucks t-shirt for your loved one this holiday season. Or just for yourself — because hopefully you love yourself too; really, you’re special, just like mommy always told you, so go on and buy yourself a present.

The bad boys pictured on this shirt in classic GN’R style are Axl Rosenberg (center), Vince Neilstein (bottom), Kip Wingerschmidt (top), Anso DF (left), Sammy O’Hagar (right), and Gary Suarez (in between Axl and Vince). We’re a bit bummed that we could only fit the senior-most MS staffers on this shirt, but maybe next time we’ll go all Arcade Fire on your asses and include Sergeant D playing a hurdy gurdy. And before you all get in a tizzy trying to guess who the model pictured above is, we really don’t know; we found the dude curled up in a dark corner of the Mansion early this morning right outside Kip’s room and he agreed to model our new shirt in exchange for a McGriddles.

These shirts are part of a limited edition run of only 84 prints, so be sure to order yours now; they’re almost all gone.

Or you could just get your loved one this.