LAST NIGHT’S METAL INJECTION LIVECAST WAS (FOUR) LOKO

When I walked into the Metal Injection Livecast last night about twenty minutes before we went on the air, Vince had already arrived. Almost immediately, I noticed the four cans of Four Loko on the table, and just as quickly, I knew that Vince had purchased them. I had seen Four Loko sold at stores before, but it has never even crossed my mind to try the shit. But that’s Vince for ya — where as some people might think, “Oh, that shit is about to be banned, I probably shouldn’t try it,” Vince thinks, “Oh, that shit is about to be be banned, I should try it!” And so try it we did.

And even though we all agreed that the crap tastes like a hippopotamus’ asshole, for whatever reason, we just. Kept. Drinking it. And the feeling it induced just kept getting worse and worse. It was like you were drunk AND had had twelve cups of coffee. Throw weed into the equation, and… ugh!

All of this nonsense was captured on air, along with plenty of other ridiculousness, during the Metal Injection Livecast. If you were too busy with your Hanukkah party to listen, you can now download it here, and live out your Four Loko nightmares vicariously through us.

-AR