GARY SUAREZ GOES BLONDE

So in case you don’t know, the lovely ladies of Reign in Blonde have this “Panty Raid” thing where every month they anoint a dude “Mr. [Insert Month Here],” and that dude gets to be the sole creature with a penis to contribute to RiB for that month.

Well, this month’s Panty Raider, Mr. December, is none other than our own Gary Suarez! As is so often the case with Gary, we had no idea that he was doing this. But we love his initial contribution, a holiday shopping guide for metalheads. #Srsly.

Check that shit out here. I’m no one’s younger brother, but I am digging that Pitchfork New York hat.

-AR