BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE EVER: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS

Well a big BRA-FUCKIN’-VO to Metal Insider, who found the below clip, from a 1994 video entitled Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults,  via io9 and laughing squid. You might guess, based on the girl in the checkered bikini and what MI’s Bram Teitelman, in an insult to late night informercials, calls “production values from a late night informercial,” that this is actually some old porn. Or, maybe, because of all the lines and shit drawn on the girl’s face, you’d assume this was an instructional video for plastic surgery. But no. It’s just an incredibly silly instructional video. Oh, you kwazee coppahs.

-AR