DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!? YOU’RE IN THE NEW LIMITED EDITION METALSUCKS T-SHIRT, BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

That’s right, kiddies! MetalSucks is teaming up with IndieMerch to live out our adolescent fantasies of being on the cover of one of the most classic and recognizable metal album covers of all time. (That would be Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction… duh.) This is an EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION t-shirt — we’re only making 84 of them, and once they’re gone, they’re gone! So go get yours now.

And while you’re at IndieMerch, you can also check out Vince’s picks for five other super-sweet metal shirts, plus some smokin’ stuff from our bro-bros at Metal Injection, included a limited edition shirt of their own (the design of which we shan’t give away here).

And, yeah, we’re a little bummed we were only able to fit the senior-most MetalSucks staffers on the shirt… maybe next time we’ll do a Slipknot parody or something to try and get everyone in there. For now, the shirt features Axl Rosenberg (center), Vince Neilstein (bottom), Kip Wingerschmidt (top), Anso DF (left), Sammy O’Hagar (right), and Gary Suarez (in between Axl and Vince). We hope you think it’s as bad-assed as we do!!!