GUMP-CORE? STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES.

The Forrest Gump Mile-High Marathon sound exactly like what you’d expect from a band with that name who describe themselves as “gumpcore.” Brutal slams, bree-bree, the occasional death metal riff and Forrest Gump samples. They’re actually not from the mile-high city of Denver but the Land of the Dudebro, aka Long Island, not surprising at all for a group of flat-brim hat-wearing goons wearing camo gear non-ironically.

Sergeant D might like this band, or he might hate them. Or he might really like but pretend to hate them, or really hate them but pretend to like them. So in that spirit:

What do you think of The Forrest Gump Mile-High Marathon?? Is “gumpcore” just a cheap gimmick or are these guys a musical force to be reckoned with?? Which is worse, Lawn Guyland or the Jer-Z Shore???

-VN