PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ASSLOAD OF METAL BLADE RECORDS CDs AND T-SHIRTS!

The winner of last week’s contest did not follow instructions and neglected to include his email address with his Facebook login comment. Luckily for Christian “Varg” Voltaggio I have his email address from a prior contest and his entry was the only one that even approached funny. So, Christian wins the signed copy of Ozzy’s Scream for coming up with this caption to the picture at right:

• “The winners of this photo caption contest as their prize is revealed: an autographed copy of Ozzy’s ‘Scream!’”

Meta-comment for the win. This week we have a huge package of CDs from Metal Blade Records; Hail of Bullets – On Divine Winds, System Divide – The Conscious Sedation, Return To Earth – Automata, Allegation – Fragments of Form and Function, Bison BC – Dark Ages, Dawn of Ashes – Genocide Chapters, and Lightning Swords of Death – The Extra Dimensional Wound. In addition to all of that, the winner will get one t-shirt from every single one of those bands in a size Large! Wow! All of this is being brought to you by Metal Club, a group of record stores throughout the US and Canada that work to connect the metal community with their local record stores by bringing you special metal promotional pieces, exciting in-store events, and a series of exclusive Metal Club releases (such as that Metallica Live at Grimey’s album, Job For A Cowboy’s Ruination Limited Edition 3×10″ vinyl/CD Box Set, and Anthrax’s Live at the Sonisphere Picture Disc, among other items listed here).

You know the rules: to win, just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)! Thanks to Stefan Stankevich for sending it in.