PORN STAR SCREWS MEGADETH. OH, SCREWS UP MEGADETH. SORRY, TYPO.

And to answer your frist question: Nnnnooooo, it’s not Bobbi Starr.

Heavy Street‘s Sat tipped us off to the below video, of a porn star named Neesa doing the world’s worst possible vocal cover of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars.” Yep! Terrible YouTube vocal covers: They’re not just for dumb scene kids anymore. I guess she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention doing porn. It is such a niche market, after all.

In her defense, a bio on her blog — yes, she has a blog, and no, it’s not safe for work — tells me that she’s bipolar, and has spent a good deal of time in mental institutions. That means I probably shouldn’t be teasing her for making a video of herself butchering Megadeth and posting it on the internet. It also means that people probably shouldn’t be hiring her to have sex on camera, but that’s the thing about ethics — they’re slippery.

ANYWAY, I bet her boyfriend really appreciates her wearing that shirt in public.

-AR