UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: IT SMELLS LIKE POOP AND ONIONS RIGHT NOW (ALSO, “BYE WEEK” CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED)

I am currently in Pittsburgh at the Altar Bar at our merch table, and turning in this blog super late. Sorry, MetalSucks.

It smells like poop and onions right now. The city is in mourning after yesterday’s defeat by the Saints. Super turnover SNF! We played Providence on Halloween, where I was lucky enough to watch the Packers-Jets game and Pats-Vikings game with the Lupos employees outside in the bitter cold. They set up a mini-stage with a prison TV, one that is clear so the inmates can’t hide anything in it, which was hooked up to a speaker. I also got to see a ton of chicks dressed as slutty cats, slutty nurses, and slutty everything else. I love Halloween.

Last week Favre lost to his old team, and this week it was Randy Moss’ turn. The throwback uniform wearing Pats held their old WR for only eight yards. I wonder if that’s the reason Randy is now without a team.

Speaking of Moss, his post-game interview is going into the books. Being upset at being fined a measly $25,000 for not speaking to the press last week, Randy let everyone know that he’ll be asking and answering his own questions. Amazing!

In other NFL news, the Jets were bested by the Packers, thus dropping into second place in the AFC east. And yes, I’m only mentioning this because I love New England.

Since this entry is super weak because there’s never internet and tour is so fun that I can never get around to deadlines, I’ve decided that the “Bye, Weeks” contest will be executed next week. I’d like to thank everyone for they’re entries but the three winners, yes three, are: Deva Rao, Todd Rivas, and Zachary
Hutchinson. One hates American football, one thinks I do a “shitty” job covering all the teams, and one is a Buffalo fan, so I felt bad. Three different perspectives in one great week. See everyone soon!

-GW

Like Greg said, The Red Chord are on tour right now. Get dates here.