KING BUZZO IS SAD ABOUT THE WORLD SERIES

I care about as much about sports as you folks come to this website to read about carpentry tips*, but reader Bryce Evans sent us this highly professional photo of the Melvins’ King Buzzo at game two of the World Series last night, and it’s just too funny not to share.

Can’t you just hear the sad trombone as you look at this? I’d guess Mr. Osborne was so upset ’cause he was a Rangers fan, but at the time this photo was taken, it looks like the score was still 0-0. (I say “looks like,” ’cause, again, no care ever. I was at a Devin Townsend show last night. Devy > pretty much anything else.) Plus, he’s surrounded by Giants fans, and the Giants are, geographically speaking, closer to his home state of Washington, so one might deduce that he was, in fact, rooting for that team and not the Rangers. So maybe he’s sad ’cause he’s a Giants fan and he can’t wear hats with that hair?

-AR

*NOTE TO SELF: Get bassist from Liturgy to start MetalSucks carpentry column.