AUSTIN CARLILE [EX-ATTACK ATTACK!] GOES TO THE MALL, SURFS #EPICSCREAMO #HOTWIFE

If you are making a list of the most charismatic personalities and tastemaking opinion leaders within the screamo/metalcore scene, you are definitely going to have Austin Carlile in the #1 spot. Whether it is his work with Christian crabcore pioneers Attack Attack!, vocalist for groundbreaking metalcore artists Of Mice & Men, or his upcoming solo material, it seems like everything Austin touches turns to solid gold (he got kicked out of both of those bands, but I think it was just because they were jealous of his charisma)! And if you are like me, you are always hungry for more information on what he is doing, even if it is the most mundane, trivial details of his life. Lucky for us fans, he has been video blogging a lot, giving us a peek behind the scenes at what it is like to be one of Rise Records hottest new artists — here’s the latest!

I LOLed so hard at all the silly things his dog did at the beach!!! LOL it was all “I’m a dog, IDK how to act at the beach!!!”

In his newest vlog, he gives us an update on what he has been up to: first he went to the beach with his wife’s brother. Then he went to the mall with some fat girl who they are friends with, and he was mobbed by a fan who wanted his picture near the escalator. Then he sang a karaoke of an Elvis Parsley song (it was kind of out of his range so not his best performance — I think it would have been so epic if he did his own version with screaming!!) and I think they went to Applebees or something. I like Applebees a lot too, but since Austin is a little on the flabby side I am asking him as a fan to look out for his health and if he is going to eat at places like Applebees, at least get something from the Healthy Choices menu!! The Tuscan Broccoli Spears are actually really good.

It’s amazing how some artists can capture a subject’s personality — I can’t even draw :( This illustration just really says ‘AUSTIN CARLILE’ to me, you know??? I feel like he would wear this shirt even if it wasn’t his own brand.

If you are not already a fan of Austin, you will be after you watch this intro video! OMG his wife is so pretty — she reminds me of this girl I have been crushing on so hard who is the manager of the Pac Sun at my mall. She dates a guy in a band too so I know I don’t have a chance with her but I always say hi to her anyways haha

You can tell that he is really talented, because he is kind of fat but is married to a girl who is really pretty– she could even be an exotic dancer IMO and totally does not need to date guys who look like Austin but she is attracted to him for his incredible talent as a musician not for his looks, which is what LOVE means to me

Sometimes when I’m bummed I watch Austin’s videos to get myself siked up again– Austin has already accomplished so much in his life!!! I know it sounds dumb but I really look up to him, he has achieved so much but it seems like he is still so humble and down-to-earth. Stay tuned to Austin’s website and Twitter for more news on him and his beautiful new bride!!

What would you do for a day in Austin’s shoes?? Do you think his wife is pretty? What will his new band sound like?? Why did he get kicked out of Attack 2x / Of Mice N Men?????

-Sergeant D.