LITTLE KIDS BEATING THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER IN SPORTS

Reader Patrick Lukens sent in this video of little kids beating the shit out of each other and generally doing silly things while they play sports — set to metal — last week, but we snoozed on it and our brotosaurii over at The Number of the Blog picked it up first. Which is probably for the best, since they realized that Patrick is a member of Cut Your Teeth, the band that provided the video’s soundtrack. It’s kind of lame that Patrick didn’t fess up to that from the get-go instead claiming to be sending us “the most metal video of all-time,” but here we are posting it anyway; hopefully the embarrassment of being called out publicly will be enough for him not to do it again. Patrick: tsk tsk! Be a mensch next time.

-VN