PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE 3 CD PACKAGE!

Now that we’ve gotten the epic story that is last week’s winner out of the way, let’s move on to this week’s contest, shall we? Don’t worry; if you were really hoping to win that Slayer Vinyl Conflict box set you can still do so over at Metal Insider. They’re even including a B.C. Rich Kerry King Beast V in their contest, so theirs is like 10x more eBayable than ours.

This week we’re giving away two packages from Metal Blade Records, each consisting of three Hammers of Misfortune CDs: The August Engine, The Bastard, and The Locust Years. To win, just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo [sent in by reader Kyle Church], and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!