GWAR MAKE THE ZOMBIES MARCH

What can I tell you about a new Gwar song that you don’t already know? Unless you just started listening to metal yesterday, you know Gwar, and you know how you feel about Gwar, and you know that they’re not gonna release a calypso album anytime soon. You either like having fun and enjoy Gwar, or you’re a sourpuss and you don’t like Gwar.

If you fall into the former category, “Zombies, March” — our first taste of new music from the band’s latest, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror — is now streaming at Bloody Disgusting. It’s the same Misfits-by-way-of-Motorhead kinda thing this band has always done, but that really shouldn’t bother you unless you have sand in your vagina. And if you have sand in your vagina, than you’re probably really just upset about that, and taking your frustration out on poor Gwar.

Speaking of sandy vaginas, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror comes out November 9 on Metal Blade, and you can pre-order it here. The band is about to embark on the “Bloody Tour Of Horror” tour with The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp; you can can dates at Bloody Disgusting when you go check out the song. Do it.

Also, have you asked Oderus a question yet?

-AR