UPON ATTACK ATTACK’S BURNING BODY (BEEF ALERT!)

Apparently we’re not the only ones who can’t stand Attack Attack!. San Antonio Sumerideathcore troupe Upon a Burning Body have taken a severe disliking to Attack Attack!’s latest look — which is just as stupid if not stupider than any look the band’s ever sported — and they’ve put together a short film lampooning it:

Now, I’d like to question what business one band with a prescribed look/scene/sound has criticizing another band with a prescribed look/scene/sound, but isn’t metal all about intolerance, hate and discrimination anyway? After all… metal sucks. Of course, it’s hard not to applaud any attack on Attack Attack!, let alone one that took actual effort to put together (as opposed to our own keyboard-jockey asses)… so, to the lads in UABB… nice work!

-VN