NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, SNOOKI LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE AN OSBOURNE

I mean, the Osbournes are all pasty n’ shit ’cause they’re from the U.K. where there’s no sun, but otherwise, Snooki could totally be an Osbourne. I mean, look at that pudgy broad!

I mention it ’cause of this: unfortunately, pretty much the best part of any Ozzy show these days is the traditional pre-concert movie, in which Ozzy is semi-convincingly inserted into a scene from a famous movie or television show. (My favorite is still the one where Forest Gump offers Ozzy a chocolate, and Ozzy asks him, “Are you fucking retarded?!?”) And I guess part of the most recent pre-concert video is Ozzy as a cast member of Jersey Shore. Up ’til now, the longest clip I’ve ever seen of that show is that little snippet of Snooki getting punched in the face; having now a little more, I can understand why the guy punched her.

No, no. That’s not funny. It’s not nice to hit girls, fellas. Seriously. I don’t care what Sean Connery says. Don’t do it.

ANYWAY, Metal Injection has the video of Ozzy Shore, or Jersey Ozzy, or whatever. Check it out below.

-AR