HIP-HOP AND METAL ARE STILL TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER

It was a while ago now that Axl dug up Ill Bill’s Unauthorised Biography Of Slayer, a surprisingly detailed history of Slayer delivered entirely in rap. But like all metalheads, Ill Bill has a little bit of trouble keeping his love of all things heavy in one place. Check out this jam by Ill Bill’s posse, Non Phixion, titled ‘The CIA Is Still Trying To Kill Me’, featuring members of the Deftones and Fear Factory. Yes, it does have that boofheaded-guitar-riff-over-hip-hop-beat thing that made nu-metal suck, but the whole first verse is peppered with references to classic metal bands and albums. The shout-outs aren’t exactly harde to pick, but at the very least it’ll put a smile on your miserable face, so quit yer whingin and check this out:

-Crack Hitler