OH, HEY THERE, NEW CEPHALIC CARNAGE ALBUM STREAM

Anyone wanna hear something awesome? I mean, no pressure. Maybe you don’t like awesome things. Maybe you just e-mailed us to tell say that we should give the new EP by The Devil Wears Prada “an honest listen” because it’s “something real different for them.” Maybe you think the Bring Me the Horizon album is “a real let-down,” ’cause, y’know, that band is usually so overwhelmingly brilliant. Maybe you’re deaf, and you enjoy just picking bands at random and sending links to bloggers, ’cause that amuses you, even if you can’t hear your own laughter as you hit “send.”

But if you do like awesome things, Cephalic Carnage are now streaming their latest, Misled by Certainty, right here. I’m not gonna tell you to “give it an honest listen,” because I don’t even know what the fuck that means. Just listen with your ears, the way you normally would. The music will scream gutturally for itself.

Misled by Certainty comes out August 31 — that’s this coming Tuesday!!! — on Relapse. And if you haven’t done so already, please read my droll “Metalcal Marijuana” interview with vocalist Len Leal here.

-AR