LET’S TORCHE THIS U.F.O.

Just in case you weren’t already feeling overwhelmed by all the new shit that’s streaming today, Stereogum has a new Torche track, “U.F.O.” I don’t really know what to say about it, other than it sounds like Torche, by which I mean it’s pretty fuzzy and really catchy, like an STD you’d get from sleeping with Alf. [Obligatory “Alf loved to eat pussy” joke here.]

Anyways, the good news is it’s only 1:53 long, so it won’t take too much time out of your day, which, like I said, is already being eaten away by lotsa other new stuff. The bad news is, it’s only 1:53 long, so like that time in junior high school that you finally convinced Sarah Lifshin to let you feel her up over her shirt, it’s gonna be over way too soon.

Check out the song here. “U.F.O.” will be on Torche’s latest, Songs for Singles, which comes out September 21 on Hyrda Head.

-AR