DUTCH DEATH METAL CHANTEUSE FINDS A BAND

Remember SmooneGrri, that Dutch, female aspiring death metal vocalist for whom I declared my love back in April? Well, I’m very pleased to report that she seems to have found a band: Scotland’s Cerebral Bore. And while they’re not the most revolutionary death metal band I’ve ever heard, they’re actually not at all terrible.

Here’s their video for the song “The Bald Cadaver.” They actually have some songs on their MySpace page that I like better, such as “Maniacal Miscreation,” which starts with an excellent elephants-marching riff.

Cerebral Bore apparently self-released a full-length, also called Maniacal Miscreation, on August 12, and are spending the rest of the month with the Sergeant D.-beloved Devourment. Get more details here.

-AR

Thanks to Mark Beavers for the tip. And for being named “Beavers.” I bet that was rough in high school.