REIGN IN BLOOD AS REVIEWED BY A 9-YEAR OLD

Last week we introduced you to Crud Wizard, the blog of 9-year old metal scribe Ezra Lux. We admired the straight, no BS approach of Ezra’s writing; a 9-year old is gonna pretty much call it as he sees it instead of getting caught up in what’s “scene” or tr00/br00tal/kvlt, ya know?

Ezra’s most recent musing is a review of Slayer’s Reign in Blood. Check this snippet:

The sound of it is so chaotic, that it just stuns you a makes you say, “I like this. I want to hear more!” Their music makes me think of a boat on rough seas, and that boat has me on it. The reason I say that, is the riffs give you a sort of up and down feeling. If you think about it too much you might get nauseous.

I mean, right? So true. I won’t ruin the rest for you; read the full review here.

-VN